Hate Monday Campaign

?I guess my relationship with Mondays will never improve...Last Monday was so happy and cheerful, but the scenario has totally changed this Monday. Here are the reasons to substantiate the same:

1. Parents have left for the wedding preparations yesterday, which means i will be alone at home whole of this week.
2. I didn't want to come to work today but had to coz i am anyways going on leave from next week.
3. I was hoping that i will have a relaxed week before i go on leave, but that's out of question now coz my colleague is on leave. She was on leave for 2 weeks just a week ago bcoz she was unwell and now she's gone on leave again for a different reason.
4. Another thing that irked me is, i reach work only to see my colleagues hatching plans on my behalf to give them a pre-wedding treat. Yeah right, forget it...i aint treating anyone! 

Just in case u have start thinking why am i behaving like a b**** lemme tell you that the team that i am talking of has a strength of 20 people. And to top that, my so called colleagues want me to take them to a place where a buffet costs  Rs. 1000/- per head. Why on earth would i like to blow up 20 k on my colleagues, especially when only 2 or 3 of them are close to me.

I guess i will be cribbing the whole day given the way its started....Anyways, hope u guys have a good start to the week unlike me! :|

Hate Monday Campaign

?I guess my relationship with Mondays will never improve...Last Monday was so happy and cheerful, but the scenario has totally changed this Monday. Here are the reasons to substantiate the same:

1. Parents have left for the wedding preparations yesterday, which means i will be alone at home whole of this week.
2. I didn't want to come to work today but had to coz i am anyways going on leave from next week.
3. I was hoping that i will have a relaxed week before i go on leave, but that's out of question now coz my colleague is on leave. She was on leave for 2 weeks just a week ago bcoz she was unwell and now she's gone on leave again for a different reason.
4. Another thing that irked me is, i reach work only to see my colleagues hatching plans on my behalf to give them a pre-wedding treat. Yeah right, forget it...i aint treating anyone! 

Just in case u have start thinking why am i behaving like a b**** lemme tell you that the team that i am talking of has a strength of 20 people. And to top that, my so called colleagues want me to take them to a place where a buffet costs  Rs. 1000/- per head. Why on earth would i like to blow up 20 k on my colleagues, especially when only 2 or 3 of them are close to me.

I guess i will be cribbing the whole day given the way its started....Anyways, hope u guys have a good start to the week unlike me! :|

Sleepy at Work!?

Below is the routine that I recommend each & everyone of you to preach and practice every step of it at work.

As a warm up, let�s do some Tai Chi..

Follow like this to ease your neck & shoulder pain

Wa..wa.. aaa

Move to the right and then to the left

After that, move to the left and then to the right

Just follow. Don�t force yourself to do 360 degrees, 180 degrees will do. Bend down a bit like you gonna faint. Repeat a few times till you�re bored

Grab anything on your desk and smash your head hard. If you are still sleepy smash harder

After that move your feet and swing your body a bit like this. Do it like it�s nobody�s business and remember to smile.







Move your feet and body just a bit like this. Do it like there�s no problem at all.

And now more aggressively! Don�t bother about what others say.

Let go of all your stress�

If your boss asks what you are doing, move your head slowly like this and tell them you�re dying in the office.

When your boss walked off, get your colleague to join you and move your body like this. The more the merrier�

Finally, dance like a cat.

All of you have a gr8 weekend while i recover from a bout of Viral Fever. :|

Love,

Sleepy at Work!?

Below is the routine that I recommend each & everyone of you to preach and practice every step of it at work.

As a warm up, let�s do some Tai Chi..

Follow like this to ease your neck & shoulder pain

Wa..wa.. aaa

Move to the right and then to the left

After that, move to the left and then to the right

Just follow. Don�t force yourself to do 360 degrees, 180 degrees will do. Bend down a bit like you gonna faint. Repeat a few times till you�re bored

Grab anything on your desk and smash your head hard. If you are still sleepy smash harder

After that move your feet and swing your body a bit like this. Do it like it�s nobody�s business and remember to smile.







Move your feet and body just a bit like this. Do it like there�s no problem at all.

And now more aggressively! Don�t bother about what others say.

Let go of all your stress�

If your boss asks what you are doing, move your head slowly like this and tell them you�re dying in the office.

When your boss walked off, get your colleague to join you and move your body like this. The more the merrier�

Finally, dance like a cat.

All of you have a gr8 weekend while i recover from a bout of Viral Fever. :|

Love,

I Don't Do Mornings....

The best way of getting rid of Monday Morning Blues is simple, to take the day off! :P Well, that's exactly what i did today. :) I wasn't quite feeling like it right from yesterday evening. I dunno about others but i often get these vibes which tell me whether to go to work or not on a certain day. Most of the times i manage to drag myself to work, but on days like today i just listen to my heart & take an off. 

And i am only glad that i stayed back at home today as it's been raining since morning. I just love to laze around at home on such days, stepping out in the Mumbai rains is something that i wouldn't prefer to do, unless of course there's something urgent that requires my attention. And I know that my office can definitely function without me on this one day. :D 

By the way I have been reading "The Lost Symbol" since Saturday, it's been good so far, although i did find a lot of similarities between this and "Angels & Demons". I like the writing style of Dan Brown never the less, so the next on my list are "Deception Point" & "The Digital Fortress". Okay people that's it from me now, signing off on a not so gloomy Monday. Hope you guys have a gr8 Monday. :) 


P.S. People bored on a Monday morning can go and read the post below or still better take it up and do it. 

Much Love,

I Don't Do Mornings....

The best way of getting rid of Monday Morning Blues is simple, to take the day off! :P Well, that's exactly what i did today. :) I wasn't quite feeling like it right from yesterday evening. I dunno about others but i often get these vibes which tell me whether to go to work or not on a certain day. Most of the times i manage to drag myself to work, but on days like today i just listen to my heart & take an off. 

And i am only glad that i stayed back at home today as it's been raining since morning. I just love to laze around at home on such days, stepping out in the Mumbai rains is something that i wouldn't prefer to do, unless of course there's something urgent that requires my attention. And I know that my office can definitely function without me on this one day. :D 

By the way I have been reading "The Lost Symbol" since Saturday, it's been good so far, although i did find a lot of similarities between this and "Angels & Demons". I like the writing style of Dan Brown never the less, so the next on my list are "Deception Point" & "The Digital Fortress". Okay people that's it from me now, signing off on a not so gloomy Monday. Hope you guys have a gr8 Monday. :) 


P.S. People bored on a Monday morning can go and read the post below or still better take it up and do it. 

Much Love,

Bored at Work?

1. Form an agency to find out who is quitting next.

2. Send mails from outlook to your personal email id, then immediately get to the internet to see who reaches first, you or your mail? Then do vice versa!

3. Rearrange the furniture i.e. flick someone else's chair just to irritate him/her.

4. Count your fingers & toes if you are still bored.

5. Watch other people change their facial expressions while working and try changing your expressions accordingly.

6. Try to stretch status meetings as longer as possible, by asking silly doubts.

7. Have a nice long lunch break; it's a big social occasion.

8. Revise last week's newspaper.

9. Hold "How fast my computer boots" competitions.

10. Practice aiming the coffee cup into the dustbin.

11. Have little work breaks in between tea.

12. Count the maximum no. of applications your computer can open at a time.

13. Move things to recycle bin and restore them. Then repeat this process.

14. Look at someone & try to imagine how (s)he might have looked when (s)he was 5 years old.

15. Make full use of the comfortable chair and table provided to u, take a nap.

Bored at Work?

1. Form an agency to find out who is quitting next.

2. Send mails from outlook to your personal email id, then immediately get to the internet to see who reaches first, you or your mail? Then do vice versa!

3. Rearrange the furniture i.e. flick someone else's chair just to irritate him/her.

4. Count your fingers & toes if you are still bored.

5. Watch other people change their facial expressions while working and try changing your expressions accordingly.

6. Try to stretch status meetings as longer as possible, by asking silly doubts.

7. Have a nice long lunch break; it's a big social occasion.

8. Revise last week's newspaper.

9. Hold "How fast my computer boots" competitions.

10. Practice aiming the coffee cup into the dustbin.

11. Have little work breaks in between tea.

12. Count the maximum no. of applications your computer can open at a time.

13. Move things to recycle bin and restore them. Then repeat this process.

14. Look at someone & try to imagine how (s)he might have looked when (s)he was 5 years old.

15. Make full use of the comfortable chair and table provided to u, take a nap.

Hot Air Balloon

A woman in a hot air balloon realized that she was lost. She reduced the altitude of the balloon and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted,

"Excuse me sir, can you help me? I promised a friend that I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."

The man below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

''You must be an engineer for sure," said the lady.

"I am" replied the man. "But how did you know?"

''Well", answered the lady, "Everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is that I'm still lost! Frankly speaking, you've not been of much help to me. If anything, you have delayed my trip even more."

The man below responded, "Really you must be from the top management for sure"

"I certainly am" replied the lady, "But how did you know?"

Well, said the man, "You don�t know where you are, or where you�re going exactly. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep up, and above all you expect people beneath you to solve all the problems!"

Hot Air Balloon

A woman in a hot air balloon realized that she was lost. She reduced the altitude of the balloon and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted,

"Excuse me sir, can you help me? I promised a friend that I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."

The man below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

''You must be an engineer for sure," said the lady.

"I am" replied the man. "But how did you know?"

''Well", answered the lady, "Everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is that I'm still lost! Frankly speaking, you've not been of much help to me. If anything, you have delayed my trip even more."

The man below responded, "Really you must be from the top management for sure"

"I certainly am" replied the lady, "But how did you know?"

Well, said the man, "You don�t know where you are, or where you�re going exactly. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep up, and above all you expect people beneath you to solve all the problems!"

Rants Special

I am stressed, i am stressed! Oh did i say i am STRESSED!! Yeah, this past one week has been crazy....so much so that i had my lunch at 5.30 p.m yesterday. What followed next was acidity and head ache in the evening. Well the worst part is that i don't know how long is this going to continue....as one of my colleagues is on a long leave which ends at the end of this month, and other colleague of mine has some serious health concerns, so dunno how long is he not gonna be around too!

So that leaves me and my colleague to take care of 2 desks each!! Wow, how optimistic does that sound now....besides the colleague who is handling the desks with me right now is to go on leave from the 1st week of June. So that's enuff to put me in a tizzy and this leaves me wondering, "When the HELL will i get to take an off!?" I am in dire need of a vacation....and i desperately look forward to weekends these days....that's the only respite i get from this helluva job! Anyways, hope all of you have a gr8 weekend. Will be watching Kites on Sunday, hope it turns out to be good.

(How i wish this was true)

Rants Special

I am stressed, i am stressed! Oh did i say i am STRESSED!! Yeah, this past one week has been crazy....so much so that i had my lunch at 5.30 p.m yesterday. What followed next was acidity and head ache in the evening. Well the worst part is that i don't know how long is this going to continue....as one of my colleagues is on a long leave which ends at the end of this month, and other colleague of mine has some serious health concerns, so dunno how long is he not gonna be around too!

So that leaves me and my colleague to take care of 2 desks each!! Wow, how optimistic does that sound now....besides the colleague who is handling the desks with me right now is to go on leave from the 1st week of June. So that's enuff to put me in a tizzy and this leaves me wondering, "When the HELL will i get to take an off!?" I am in dire need of a vacation....and i desperately look forward to weekends these days....that's the only respite i get from this helluva job! Anyways, hope all of you have a gr8 weekend. Will be watching Kites on Sunday, hope it turns out to be good.

(How i wish this was true)