Customer Care in 2020

Customer: "Hello, can I order...."

Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your order please"

Operator: "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's eh, hold on....8898613561 02049998- 45-54610"

Operator: "OK... you're....Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4094 2366, your office no. is 7645 2302 and your mobile no. is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?"

Operator: "We are connected to the system Sir"

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza"

Operator: "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer: "How come?"

Operator: "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and high cholesterol sir"

Customer: "What? What do you recommend then?"

Operator: "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"

Customer: "How do you know for sure?"

Operator: "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"

Customer: "OK I give up....Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"

Operator: "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99"

Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"

Operator: "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year.That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"

Operator: "You can't Sir. Based on the records,you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"

Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"

Operator: "By 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle"

Customer: " What!"

Operator: "According to the details in our system, you own a scooter, registration number 1123..."

Customer: " ????"

Operator: "Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer: "Nothing! By the way....aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"

Operator: "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic"

Customer: "**%&$%%##, you $##$%%@"

Operator: Better watch your language, Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman!!"

Customer: *Faints*

Customer Care in 2020

Customer: "Hello, can I order...."

Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your order please"

Operator: "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's eh, hold on....8898613561 02049998- 45-54610"

Operator: "OK... you're....Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4094 2366, your office no. is 7645 2302 and your mobile no. is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?"

Operator: "We are connected to the system Sir"

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza"

Operator: "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer: "How come?"

Operator: "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and high cholesterol sir"

Customer: "What? What do you recommend then?"

Operator: "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"

Customer: "How do you know for sure?"

Operator: "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"

Customer: "OK I give up....Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"

Operator: "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99"

Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"

Operator: "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year.That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"

Operator: "You can't Sir. Based on the records,you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"

Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"

Operator: "By 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle"

Customer: " What!"

Operator: "According to the details in our system, you own a scooter, registration number 1123..."

Customer: " ????"

Operator: "Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer: "Nothing! By the way....aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"

Operator: "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic"

Customer: "**%&$%%##, you $##$%%@"

Operator: Better watch your language, Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman!!"

Customer: *Faints*

Shamila Cahya, a hot new comer !

The gift!

The give more!

A hot beach!

Give me the black BRA!

Yellow is my favorite!

Even she is the new comer in Dangdut World, but she is get her famous in short time for her gorgeous face ! Since a long time a go the Dangdut Producer has a special formula to combine, face, striptease and community marketing basis for selling the dangdut commodity...with the trade like Shamila, who could refuse her charming geyol ?

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Why Raffi Ahmad falls in love to Yuni Shara II ?

Ask himself!

Raffi's dick!

You see, Raffi Ahmad as the holder of Arab's Penis, got no power when facing Yuni Shara wildness ! His dick going to break in pieces...that's the manifestation how hot they are in bed !

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Tip Tip Barsa Paani

Yesterday brought back sweet memories of childhood to my mind.....Its been raining like anything here in Mumbai from the past two days. And like always everything around has gone for a toss. The roads, the railway tracks, the localities and the lakes are all flooded causing trouble for the Mumbaikars.

Yesterday nobody worked much in office coz everybody was busy watching the news for updates on the rain. Post lunch all the school children were sent back home, and just when i was missing being a school kid, i was asked to leave coz everybody around was fearing for the worse....So off i went and i reached back home by 5.30 p.m! (a real luxury for somebody who doesn't reach home before 7.45 p.m)

And then i did what i love doing the most, i curled up on my bed with a cup of hot coffee and the laptop in front. I hopped, skipped and jumped thru all my favourite blogs and watched the rain from my balcony. :) I just love watching it rain, and i so missed being wrapped up in the tight embrace of my lover's arms. How i wish i had my bf with me, it would have been so amazing coz when i am with him time just flies by!

Anyways, Harry Potter: The Half blood Prince is releasing tomorrow and i like any other Harry Potter fan would not like to miss it for sure. I am gonna go and watch it on Saturday with my love. I hope it turns out to be good coz i hadn't liked "The Order of the Phoenix" that much. Till then cya people and have a gr8 week ahead!! :)

Tip Tip Barsa Paani

Yesterday brought back sweet memories of childhood to my mind.....Its been raining like anything here in Mumbai from the past two days. And like always everything around has gone for a toss. The roads, the railway tracks, the localities and the lakes are all flooded causing trouble for the Mumbaikars.

Yesterday nobody worked much in office coz everybody was busy watching the news for updates on the rain. Post lunch all the school children were sent back home, and just when i was missing being a school kid, i was asked to leave coz everybody around was fearing for the worse....So off i went and i reached back home by 5.30 p.m! (a real luxury for somebody who doesn't reach home before 7.45 p.m)

And then i did what i love doing the most, i curled up on my bed with a cup of hot coffee and the laptop in front. I hopped, skipped and jumped thru all my favourite blogs and watched the rain from my balcony. :) I just love watching it rain, and i so missed being wrapped up in the tight embrace of my lover's arms. How i wish i had my bf with me, it would have been so amazing coz when i am with him time just flies by!

Anyways, Harry Potter: The Half blood Prince is releasing tomorrow and i like any other Harry Potter fan would not like to miss it for sure. I am gonna go and watch it on Saturday with my love. I hope it turns out to be good coz i hadn't liked "The Order of the Phoenix" that much. Till then cya people and have a gr8 week ahead!! :)

Amy Qanita comes again !

my smile is for you only!

No one touch my boobs for a long time now!

I got a gorgeous daughter!

and one bastard boy!

Hey guys, Amy Qanita, the hot aunty is not lasting yet ! In fact she has a new pics to be presented in artisindobanget here ! Can you imagine how Yuni Shara will call her as " dear mom..." that's weird you know, that's the risk of a mom with bastard boy ! Raffi Ahmad ! A MILF hunter...

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